Most Insane Blindfolded Speedruns

For most of us, video games are a nice way to relax, or a fun way to pass the time when we've got a few free hours. Not so for speedrunners. In order to finish a game from start to finish as fast as humanly possible, speedrunners need to know a game by heart. That means knowing every nook and cranny of every level, and making use of every quirk, bug, and glitch that they can.

In fact, some speedrunners know their targets so well that they can reach the end with their eyes closed. It's one thing to watch a talented speedrunner completely demolish a game by using a pixel-perfect memorization and countless hours of practice. It's another to watch them do it blindfolded. Blindfolded speedruns might be stressful for the competitor, but for viewers, there's little more thrilling than watching these talented players perform some of the most difficult tasks in video game history.

YouTuber きらめきでどーだい (which, according to Google Translate, loosely means "With Glittering") may not hold the Super Mario Bros. speedrun record—that would be Darbian, who finished Nintendo's classic platformer in a blistering 4:57.260 last April. However, きらめきでどーだい did manage to beat Super Mario Bros. in 14:46 with his eyes covered—and he did so by playing like, well, a bat.

In order to compensate for their lousy eyesight, bats navigate using what scientists call echolocation. Essentially, they emit sounds and then use the time it takes to for the echoes to return to measure the distance between themselves and other objects. きらめきでどーだい used the same approach in his blindfolded Mario run, swapping out bats' vocal chords for Super Mario's fire flower. By shooting fireballs and listening to their impacts, きらめきでどーだい determined the location of obstacles and enemies. Obviously, there's a lot of memorization involved as well—らめきでどーだい reportedly practiced for three months before embarking on his record-setting run—but the addition of pseudo-science to the proceedings transforms きらめきでどーだい's performance from a cool novelty into something that's uniquely fascinating to watch.

Games Done Quick, the organization that hosts the speedrunning marathons Awesome Games Done Quick and Summer Games Done Quick, is responsible for many of the most popular and impressive speedruns, blindfolded and otherwise, but there's more to the organization than just a good show. Every Games Done Quick event doubles as a charity fundraiser, allowing viewers to donate money in order to get specific challenges added to the schedules.

For example, in 2016, Castlevania: Symphony of the Night speedrunner romscout added a charity incentive to his previously scheduled Summer Games Done Quick showcase: if viewers donated over $15,000, romscout would treat the audience to a blindfolded run through SotN, trying to beat the 53:41 record he set in January, 2016. The money came in just under the wire, and while Romscout's second attempt at a blindfolded Castlevania playthrough took him a comparatively lengthy 1:08:36, there weren't any real losers—especially not Games Done Quick, which raised over $1,300,000 for Doctors Without Borders at the annual summer event.

Memorization is a crucial skill for any blindfolded speedrun: after all, it's impossible to beat a game if you don't already know where each item, obstacle, and enemy is located. That's one reason why many blindfolded speedrunners stick to older games: there's a lot less to keep track of when you're confined to two dimensions and the camera angle never changes.

Don't tell that to Runnerguy2489, however. On June 20, 2008, Runnerguy2489 started playing the Nintendo 64 classic (and Metacritic's best game of all time) The Legend of Zelda: The Ocarina of Time with a blanket over his head. On November 23, 2014, over six years later, Runnerguy2489 finished the game—and best of all, he uploaded the entire ordeal for fans to watch.

But Runnerguy2489 didn't stop there. In September 2014, just as the original blindfolded run was winding down, Runnerguy started a new project: beating The Ocarina of Time with a blindfold while also achieving 100% completion, or doing everything that there is to do in the game. Just over a year and 103 hours of playtime later, Runnerguy2489 achieved his goal. In fact, Runnerguy2489 is so good at Ocarina of Time that, in a special challenge at Awesome Games Done Quick 2015, he finished the game's first three dungeons in a paltry hour and a half—and this time, he wore a proper blindfold, too.

Most popular speed-run subjects are fairly consistent—after all, memorizing all the ins and outs of a given game is a big factor in a speed-runner's success. Pokémon, however, is different. Which Pokémon pop up as players wander through the tall grass? That's random. So are a captured Pokémon's starting stats, the nature of a hatched Pokémon, or whether or not a move results in a status effect or a critical hit.

But that hasn't stopped speedrunners from turning Pokémon inside out, thanks to a handful of glitches and two decades' worth of practice. At 2015's Summer Games Done Quick, Pokémon speedrunner Shenanagans demolished Pokémon Blue, capturing all 151 original Pokémon in a brisk 1:58:56. Next, Shenanagans invited fellow Pokémon enthusiast Keizaron to join him for a good-natured race from the beginning of the game to the end—while blindfolded, of course.

Despite getting lost about halfway through, Shenanagans ended up victorious, finishing Pokémon Blue in 25:53. Keizaron finally finished at 34:05, thanks to some difficulty catching a Pidgey, one of the most basic Pokémon in the game. The results don't really matter, however—the real winners here were the audience, who gave both competitors a round of well-deserved applause after the race ended.

"That's blindfolded," Keizaron said, signing off. "Don't ever do it."